spndxjck:

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hauntedharrow:

rosaliesgay:

gayvampiredad:

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

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enye-word:

wordcubed:

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

bruh that was your landlord

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goodyea:

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fuckassmcgee:

plasticgarbagecan:

God: let there be light

Moths:

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

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usfbullbro:

aussiecuriousbloke:

Ripped

musclecorps:

musclecorps:

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thisutahbear:

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vikifs-blog:

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